I’ve only seen some of these but classic
Melissa’s Favourite Christmas Movies → Home Alone (1990)
"You’re not at all worried that something might happen to Kevin?"
"No, for three reasons: A, I’m not that lucky. Two, we use smoke detectors and D, we live on the most boring street in the whole United States of America, where nothing even remotely dangerous will ever happen. Period."
how to make the best out of a bad situation
Sometimes I drink too much vodka or eat 3 servings of macaroni and cheese in one sitting, but by far the most unhealthy habit I have is comparing myself to others.
This is one of my favorite things I’ve ever read on tumblr